Hello hello.

Hellooo my darlings.

So sorry I’ve been MIA lately. It’s been so boring on Chobots. But, with school finally out, and summer beginning, things are sure to heat up.

Now, for the little gossip I have…

Spotted:

A odd character named “fred_figglehorn” annoying just about everyone around him. Now, Fred, don’t you know that acting like someone else is sooo four-year-old esqe?

Speaking of imposters, our little friend, William tried to create a “chobotsgossipboy”. Really, willy? Are you that unhappy with who you really are? For everyone out there, don’t even try to act like me. I have all the resources to find out who you are, and when I do, I will make it known.

Stoon pretending that someone named “testdummy” was her friend, and not really her. Oh, so that’s why you both log on at the same time, and she never talks. Come on stoon, we’re smarter than that.

Spalko talking flirtatiously to some girl named teenager_girl_12. Spalko, you know the rules! Down boy!

And lastly, I got three emails from three different people that Mcho04 was spending time alone with an unknown girl. Who’s the lucky girl?

As the rhyme goes: April showers bring May flowers. And summer always brings heat…which means more things up and happening. Just remember…if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

You know you love me.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl